Barry prided himself on being the most efficient man in the office—until he discovered the button that said “DO NOT PRESS” inside the elevator.
Naturally, he pressed it.
The elevator immediately stopped. The lights flickered. A voice crackled through the speaker:
“You have summoned… Janet.”
A puff of glitter exploded, and an overly enthusiastic HR representative materialized beside him, armed with pamphlets on “Team Synergy.”
It took him 42 minutes, two group hugs, and one impromptu trust fall to escape.
He never pressed mystery buttons again.
Except once. It summoned two Janets.